How to lose a guy in 10days? (Keep him in a cardboard box!)

Its 5 days and if I go through what I write now for 5 more, I will be dead and no one will notice! I mean besides my fans who visit this blog so often and leave millions of comments that I cant even moderate (and hence they dont show on the blog.)
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I'm of the opinion that America has stopped producing any more architects or all of them migrate where there is freedom to build nice, long, wall-to-wall windows!!! Coz the architects who have designed the houses like the one I'm staying in, must have designed execution or torture chambers before they realized that building homes had more creativity! I mean why else would you build a house where there is little light, air or cheer! Take a look for yourself!
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My house in India is 3 times this cardboard box and dazzles during even the most overcast of days as if I've switched on a 100 lights! I know we get so much sun through out the year but then WE should be building houses to keep it out. They hardly get sun for 6months a year and do what even we dont do, keep the sun out! They are losing it! I figured out why Brits were all over the place spreading their empire. It was not trade, it was their thirst for sunlight! The Sun never sets on the Empire is only a wicked way of admitting we have never even seen it rise coz its so bloody dark all the time!
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Living room with lights on! ==>


If I were to switch off the lights and sit, you would suspect I'm sitting at a joint doing weed!!!

Bedroom! ==>


I tell you the windows were an afterthought! It was just walls everywhere before the government regulations forced building of these peepholes. To peep in and make sure those inside died of suffocation or committed suicide outta depression! Remember all the experience designing execution chambers!
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Don't blame me if I don't like it here inspite of all the time I got! Or maybe I love it since I've been forced to use my mind now in solving the plagues of the world. Currently I'm working on novels ways to utilize manure to create an unlimited supply of ethyleneB!ThydroCHloroperoshitoxide to solve the energy crisis of the world. I tell you, when you have no sun and only bleak depressing yellow light to tiptoe around the house, you are at your creative best! You learn to think lateral and outta the box and all that shit you read!
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Random "SUNNY" Snaps! ==>

At Idlewood Resort (Huh?) Apartments.